“What's the name of your new dog?” - “I don't know, he won't tell it to me"		A man plays chess with his dog. A second man appears: "You have but one cleverly dog." - "Why, he always loses the game."
Meets two dogs in the park. The first one asks: "I am called Arko from the castle court. And you, are you also noble?" Says the other: "Yes, I am called get down from the sofa!"		Signpost at the Subway-Station: On the escalators dogs must be carried! Groans a Pedestrian: "O god, where do I get here a dog now?"
My dog opens the front door with the paws! boasts Mister Miller. "So what?, says Mr. Taylor, "mine has his own front door key!"		Hello, is there the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals? Come on over fast? In my garden sits a rude mailman on the tree and threatens my Great Dane!
Our cat has fetched the first price at a bird exhibition. "Why because that?" "The cage door stands open!"		A bathing man shouts angry: ”Call back your dog! Every time, i try to swim, he wants to rescue me!”